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A Show for the whole family to enjoy!

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REVIEWS of The Play:

--"I have an unusual Christmas wish this year: I want fewer Christmas musicals going forward...In “A Christmas Story,” which is extremely faithful to the film."


--"The twangy tune finds Ralphie fantasizing about being a hero with his rifle. The best scene comes with the jazzy “You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out.”"


PLOT OF SHOW:

Humorist Jean Shepherd's memoir of growing up in the midwest in the 1940s follows 9-year-old Ralphie Parker in his quest to get a genuine Red Ryder BB gun under the tree for Christmas. Ralphie pleads his case before his mother, his teacher and even Santa Claus himself at Higbee's Department Store. The consistent response: "You'll shoot your eye out!" All the elements from the beloved motion picture are here, including the family's temperamental exploding furnace; Scut Farkas, the school bully; the boys' experiment with a wet tongue on a cold lamppost; the Little Orphan Annie decoder pin; Ralphie's father winning a lamp shaped like a woman's leg in a net stocking; Ralphie's fantasy scenarios and more. A Christmas Story is destined to become a theatrical holiday perennial.

​Performance Dates:

Dec. 1st - 17th, 2023

Fri. & Sat. 7:30pm

First two Sun. 6pm

Last Sun. 1:30pm

Rated: G


Show Length: 2 Hrs


Epilepsy Warning: Medium


​Credits:

Licensed through Dramatic Publishing

By Philip Grecian. Based on the motion picture A Christmas Story, © 1983 Turner Entertainment Co., distributed by Warner Bros., written by Jean Shepherd, Leigh Brown and Bob Clark; and on the book In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash by Jean Shepherd.



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Reviews of the Musical: "A romping good time. Lots of giggles and smiles."


"Great musical with a wonderful cast"


"A pretty risqué topic for the time, but it was truly beautiful as they examined the humanity in these women."


Plot of Show


Miss Mona runs the Chicken Ranch, a brothel with a long history in a small Texas town. The locals have a good relationship with the institution, and Mona is respected in the community. The sheriff, Ed Earl Dodd, also looks out for the Chicken Ranch due to his past with Miss Mona. However, when pious reporter Melvin Thorpe exposes the brothel, outside interests want it shut down, putting the governor in a tough spot.

Performance Dates: November 3rd - 19th, 2023 Friday & Saturday at 7:30pm First two Sundays at 6pm Last Sunday at 3:30pm

Rated: R Show Length: 2 hours Light Sensitivity Warning: Medium

Credits: Book by Larry L. King and Peter Masterson Music and Lyrics by Carol Hall Based on a story by Larry L. King

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